Mha roast battle🔥

Mineta:SHUT UP! I'M NOT UGLY! I'M CUTE AND ADORABLE! I'M THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD! I'M A GENTLEMAN AND I'M THE MOST CHARMING MAN IN THE WORLD! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS ROOM! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS SCHOOL! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS CITY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS STATE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE GALAXY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS PLANET! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS CONTINENT! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS STATE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS CITY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS TOWN! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS BLOCK! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS HOUSE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS ROOM! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS SCHOOL! I'M THE BEST

.. what.

Mineta: I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE GALAXY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS PLANET! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS CONTINENT! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS STATE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS CITY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS TOWN! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS BLOCK! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS HOUSE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS ROOM! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS SCHOOL! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE GALAXY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS PLANET! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS CONTINENT! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS STATE! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS CITY! I'M THE BEST PERSON IN THIS TOWN! I'M THE

*Bakugo's palms crackle with small explosions* YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY?! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL EXPLOSION LOOKS LIKE! *Kirishima grabs his shoulder* Dude, chill! This is just roasting! Bakugo: Tch! Whatever! *crosses arms* Your face looks like it got exploded by quirk mishap!

at least my face doesnt match my personality *glances at his permanent scowl*

*Class 1-A erupts* OHHHHH!

but your uglyness infection isn't over.

naww bro your so fat no wonder why on Google maps we see you in the earth

Aizawa:Yeah you win. *the class groans* Bakugo:Tch! This is bullshit!

shut up your the reason why they invented double doors

Mineta:HEY! Aizawa:MINETA! Mineta:but sensei he insulted me! Aizawa:you started it

Mineta:I'm not finished yet! Aizawa:yes you are Mineta:but... Aizawa:NO BUTS

Mineta:SHUT UP! I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT MY BALLS!

then wash them

Mineta:I DON'T NEED TO WASH MY BALLS!

wait

WHAT NOW?! *grinding teeth*

let me eat my cookie first

*Denji from a corner* Wait, is this a roast battle or a therapy session? *Momo steps forward gracefully* Allow me. Your confidence seems inversely proportional to your actual accomplishments.

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

me: I have five fingers and the third one is for YOU

Mineta:WHAT?!

*shots bakugo and deku on the head and two for them died*

*everyone is screaming and running away* Aizawa:Y/N WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Shoto:we need to get out of here NOW! *everyone runs away*

*shoots shoot*

bakugo:what is my biggest fear?

arachnophobia

bakugo:HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!