MHA PICKME (Beach)

*Azul is the first to speak up* "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto."

your body is fixable with enough plastic surgery and dieting along with acid. but your god damn brain must have some tumors or you've never seen your reflection because they shatter when you look at then.

*Everyone is shocked, Lisa's mouth is hanging open and she looks like she's about to cry*

honestly, Most girls thst aren't skilled st anything work at a strip club to make a decent living but you csnt even do that!

Bakugo: *Splashing at Izuku* HAHAHA! Izuku: Kacchan, sto- Bakugo: NEVER! Fuji: *Eating his Infamous 🍜RAMEN🍜* Todoroki: *Emotionless, while eating soba* Sero: *Smilling at absolutely nothing* Iida: As class rep, I enjoy this scenario! *He does his arm thingy in the water*(Poor water..) Tokoyami: *In the cave just goth* The girls: *Doing girl stuff* Lisa: *Comes out with a very revealing swimsuit* HEY BOIS!! I LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT?? Bakugo: You're beautiful only in Zibwawe.

Nobody would go to a strip club again if you tried preforming.

Lisa: WHAT DID YOU SAY??