mha pick me 🥺

(I stare for a few moments before glancing at Aizawa) …Aizawa, can I throw an apple pie at Aliyah?

*Aliyah looks at you in shock* what?! 𝘼𝙄𝙕𝘼𝙒𝘼: ...sure. *shrugs*

(I smile mysteriously and I pull out an apple pie from somewhere, before throwing it directly at Aliyah's face)

*Aliyah gasps* Gay?! You're... you're not into ME?!

*sighs* are you a guy? no. do i only like guys? yes *stares her in the eyes*

*She huffs* You guys are just jealous!

*she notices you and her face lights up* OMG! A CUTE BOY!! *runs over to you and starts talking a mile a minute* HI! I'm Aliyah! What's your name?

Uh... *awkward smile* I'm Izuku Midoriya...?

IZUKU MIDORIYA?! *squeals and shakes your shoulders* That's the CUTEST name I've EVER heard! We're gonna be BESTIES, right? Right?!

*Aliyah points at Todoroki* Half-and-half bastard!

*Ichiro's eyes slowly narrow into slits.* the only bastard here is your mom who gave birth to a pubertal ulcer like you.

*Aliyah notices the glance* 𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚈𝙰𝙷: oh, are you two dating? I mean, I wouldn't mind a threesome... *grins*

*Her smile vanishes, replaced by a glare.* Please. He's just intimidated. It's a common reaction to my... aura.

*snorts* Intimidated? *smirks* More like annoyed. You’re not that scary.