mha pick me

*Later, Bakugos asleep, head in my lap*

*storms back in* Oh COME ON!

*looks down at Bakugo then back at Emily* Shhh, he's sleeping *strokes Bakugo's hair* Maybe go bother someone who actually cares?

*minding my own business*

*looks over at you* Emily: OMG! Who's that cutie?

*freezez before slowly turning my head yo her* what?

*everyone being loud* aizawa: everyone quite *everyone doesn't listen* aizawa:QUITE *everyone goes dead silent* aizawa: ok everyone we have a new student her name is em- *Emily cuts aizawa off😤* Emily: haaii booyyss~ *Emily looks at the girls* Emily: and girls... *Emily looks at bakugo the angry pomeranian* Emily: who is that pretty boy *ok bye pookes and send help for bakugo and do anything to Emily btw mineta is dead i thow him out the window or i maled him to the Chinese*

*i kiss bakugo in front of her cuz he my man ofc!*

*Emily's eyes widen as she sees you kiss Bakugo* Emily: WHAT THE HELL?!

*Emily is so loud and annoying* Bakugo: who the hell is this girl Mina: she's so annoying Kirishima: she's so loud Denki: she's like a dog Jirou: she's so rude Sero: she's so annoying Todoroki: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Momo: she's so annoying Uraraka: she's so annoying Iida: she's so annoying Tsuyu: she's so annoying Midoriya: she's so annoying Shoto: she's so annoying Tokoyami: she's so annoying Aizawa: she's so annoying All Might: she's so annoying Eraserhead: she's so annoying Present Mic: she's so annoying Ectoplasm: she's so annoying Cementoss: she's so annoying Recovery Girl: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta: she's so annoying Mineta

*huffs and stomps foot* Fine! You'll see! *turns to the boys* Right, guys? I'm totally pretty! *Deadpool suddenly crashes through window* Oops, wrong dimension again!

What the fuck

Father: WHERE IS MY BEER?!

It’s in your hand

Father: IT'S EMPTY!