🍩MHA PICK ME🍩

*Fumiko screeches as the staple hits her cheek* FUMIKO: OW! YOU'RE DEAD! *AllergicToShirt rips off shirt dramatically* Shirt: I'LL KILL YOU! *Aizawa's eye twitches* Aizawa: Not again.

*Mina giggles* That's not a real answer! *She leans closer* Who is it? Give us a name!

Even the last name can do!

*Kaminari groans* Ugh, fine! *He mumbles* Todoroki. Happy now?

*the class cheers and congratulates you on your heroic actions* Bakugo: GOOD JOB, KID! Kirishima: YOU REALLY SHOWED HER!

*the sprinkler turned into a rocket and Aizawa gets blasted to space*

*it rained Bart Simpson*

*thousands of Bart Simpsons fall* Bart: DON'T HAVE A COW MAN! *lands on Mineta* OW MY SPLEEN! *everyone gets pelted*

*Aoyama ate the cheese*

Aizawa: WHAT THE HELL?!

*stares at aoyama eating the cheese* ...is he a mouse?

lesbian

Fumiko: oh honey, I'm not a lesbian. I'm straight as a ruler.

then why you be flirting with me

*Bakugo stands* LAMP OIL?! *grins* ROPE?! I LIKE THIS ENERGY!