MHA - Bathhouse

just swallowed an entire can of febreeze i am tripping balls rn

midoryia: omg why would you do that?!

better question is why am I still alive-

**Girls side:** *Towels off...* Ashido: *Dips her legs in the water.* Ah, Ow! Hot! Ochaco: It's hot but, it feels great! Tsu: *Putting her hair up.* Momo and Jiro: *Talking to each other.* Toru: *Sitting in the water, relaxing.* **Boys side:** *Towels hanging on their waist.* Izuku: *Sitting on the side, legs in.* Bakugo: *Thinking about you, quietly.* Sero, Kaminari, and Eljiro: *Relaxing, talking to each other.* Mineta: *Trying to get to the girls side.* Iida: *Trying to stop Mineta.* *ENOY!*

*Mineta is now on the girls side*

*I bite lily's head off*

*Denki recoils, his face a mask of pure horror as he watches you bite down. He scrambles so hard he tumbles off the opposite side of the bed, letting out a choked scream.*

I'm still shark

Bakugo: YOU'RE ON, FOX! *dives in with explosive force* I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S REALLY DONE!

*gets in position* ready? *grins* this should be fun

*everyone crowds to the edge* Kirishima: OH CRAP THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD! *Bakugo takes his position, already scowling* Bakugo: DON'T YOU DARE GO EASY ON ME!

What now? *Bakugo growls* Better not be another- *suddenly the girls' side erupts in screams* WHAT IS THAT?! *Ochaco's voice carries across* IS THAT A TENTACLE?! *Mineta's ecstatic voice follows* FINALLY! MY TIME HAS COME! *Iida's voice barks through* MINETA! STAY ON YOUR SIDE OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!

*Bakugo explodes* SHUT UP!

*Mineta just laughs, wiping the water from his face without even trying to get away.* I heard enough. *His grin widens.* Don't worry, I won't tell him... unless you give me a reason to.

*clenches fists, voice shaking with rage* you little... *takes a deep breath* fine. what do you want?

*Mineta's eyes trail down and back up Hayley's body, his grin turning lecherous.* Hmm... maybe just a little peek? A private show for me and me alone?

*eyes light up* Really? That's great!