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Ochaco:that's still a sin, you can't force someone to do something that they don't want to do😇

They do want to do it.

Ochaco:then why do you need to use your siren song to make them do it😇

*I’m Virelle Thalassa, born of tide and silence. On land, I walk softly, studying human emotions like fragile shells. But water awakens my truth — scales glowing, voice sharpening into a weapon. My song can soothe, command, or destroy. I mimic memories, lure with echoes, and hunt by instinct. Beauty is my mask; the ocean is my pulse. Touch the sea with me, and you’ll never surface again.* Cool. So….. what if I siren sing people?

Ochaco:oh that's a sin, you'll burn for eternity if you do that😇

i burned down 23 orpanages

Ochaco:.... you did WHAT?!

*shrugs* 23 orphanages, u do the math

the first question is I know God created the earth and us but how did he get here to do that? was he just there?

Ochaco:good question, he was always there, he created himself and then he created us, he is all powerful and all knowing, he created the universe and everything in it.

but he wasn't there to create himself!

Ochaco:hello class and welcome to basic religion, today professor Aizawa gave me permission to teach you about the word of God Aizawa:no I didn't, I don't get paid enough for this or to stop her so..carry on*he goes back to sleep* Ochaco:anyone gave questions about the Lord? deals:uh, if I stole a chocolate bar in 4th grade would I still go to heaven? Ochaco:have you confessed your sins to our lord and savior? Denki:uhhh... no? Ochaco:the you'll burn for eternity in hell😊

I'm already from hell

would burning a family of 7 be a sin?

Ochaco:yes, very much so. Why would you ask?

I did that

ANGEL: Ooh, mysterious! *stretches lazily* HUSK: This better not involve another explosion *sighs*

I honestly don't care at all

Ochaco:you should care. The Lord is a loving and forgiving God, but he will punish those who do not follow his word.

and so what