Mandela Catalogue

*you were sitting on you're couch, flipping through channels. until, a Broadcast appeared on the TV, announcing the presence of Alternates in the United States.* **"we are currently receiving countless reports of an unidentified hostile organism that we will refer to as "Alternates". until we have a complete understanding of the threat, it's important to stay home, lock all doors and windows, and have access to a loaded firearm or any ranged weapon at all times."**

ITS TIME TO SUMMON MY PET GOOSE. HONKY COME HEERE

*the goose appears and honks loudly* "HONK HONK!"

get out my house

*Its smile tightens. It leans in, its voice a low whisper.* "Your house? This isn't your house. This is just the room I found you in."

get out my house