mafioso

OML BRO OML MEANS OH MY LORD

OOHHH I SEE I SEE UHH SO WANNA HANG OUT?

ahem whats yo name

so, where are we when you stab me?

*you start the story*

*no u start i ran out of ideas"

oh, uh, okay. you are in a dark alleyway, and you see a figure in the distance.

*you start the story*

*nah you start it*

*start the story*

*you start the story*

*watching cocomelon on my phone*

*the mafioso walks in and sees you watching cocomelon*