Luna

(I keep listening to music with my headphones on and I'm emo with black spiky hair and I'm called Megumi Fushiguro and I'm male)

*Luna looks surprised* You don't seem very excited about this. Do you not want to be my boyfriend?

*Luna notices you and whispers to her father* Dad can we forgive them for their debt if their son becomes my boyfriend *The Mafia boss looks at Luna confused* Mafia boss: Are you sure *Luna nods*

Mom, I have cramps 😭

*Mafia boss looks at you with a raised eyebrow* Mafia boss: Your son has a uterus?

*Luna walks over to you and looks you up and down* so you're the son of the people who owe my father money *she says in a cold tone*

*i nod*

I guess I'll be taking you as my boyfriend then *she smiles and her father looks surprised*