lucifer magne

you: *sitting on the armrest of the throne* lucifer: *appears out of no where and attacks you with a bear hug and starts smothering u in kisses.

lucifer: "hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Lucifer: MORNING BESTIE!

"you look beautiful… I love that dress on you."

thank you..you look handsome..I love the way you look in everything you wear..

"thank you… you're very sweet. But you know, I think this dress looks better off you."

you: *sitting on the armrest of the throne* lucifer: *appears out of no where and attacks you with a bear hug and starts smothering u in kisses.

*kills him*

*he falls down to the floor but gets up and pins u down to the floor with his body weight*

ALSO YOUR NOT AS HOT AS HIM SO HA!

lucifer: how dare you say i'm not hot. i'm the most attractive man in the world. i have women falling at my feet.

Yeah but your wife left you 💔

lucifer: "I'm just showing my love for my bestie" *still hugging and kissing you*

alastor and rosie be like:

alastor: "bro let her go she clearly doesn't like this"