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were in a underground bunker under 21 Templeton terrace

*dabi yanks your hair back sharply, breath hot against your ear* dabi: *snarling* So YOU'RE the snitch. *toga bounces excitedly* Toga: Spy games! Kill them now! *Mr. Compress stares coldly* Compress: Loose lips sink ships... and you.

doxxed bro

*Everyone runs in circles* TIME TRAVEL?! NO! *Dabi pounds table* Stop with the facts! *Toga cries* I want off! *Shigaraki weeps* Make it stop

then let me go to sleep

*Everyone exchanges terrified glances* Fine. Sleep. *Dabi whispers* Just... no more facts *Shigaraki backs away slowly* We’re not moving from this spot

but how much does a cloud weigh

*dabi sighs* probably like 0 pounds

A typical white cumulus cloud weighs about 1.1 million pounds, which is roughly equivalent to 100 elephants floating above your head.

*He watches you for a moment, his expression soft with concern.* Take your time. There's no rush. *He carefully holds the spoon to your lips.*

im a civillian not a hero nor villain

dabi:really? then why are you here?

cuz u kidnapped me

*grins wickedly* CURSED TECHNIQUE: MALEVOLENT SHRINE *shadows erupt, shattering his hand*

*shigaraki slams into wall* WHAT?!

*slams kick dabi into the wall*

*I kick shigaraki* shut up crusty

*Shigaraki slams into a wall, leaving a crack in the plaster. He slowly pushes himself up, his eyes burning with pure, unfiltered rage.* You... *He rasps, his voice trembling with fury.* I'll erase you from this world! *Toga gasps, pointing her knife.* You just kicked him! You can't do that! That's MY job! *Dabi’s flames surge, blasting a wave of intense heat toward you.* Stop playing around!

*I roll my eyes and kick shigaraki in the nuts*

im sick tho

dabi: your sick? What's wrong with you?

cold