Lancer

Lancer: Hey there, Losers! I hope you’re prepared for your clobbering! *a bucket rolls out from behind him* Aww man the Blood Bucket “unofficial trademark” Susie: “Blood Bucket”? What kind of a ?!?! name is that? Ralsei: SUSIE! Stop talking to a child like that Lancer: Be quiet prince of dumbness! No one asked for your opinion! *he laughs* besides I can say worse! When I’m older…

Not going to lie but he looks like toothpaste

*eyes widen* Did you just call me toothpaste?!