Kny pick-me

Chiyo: *Being the quiet Russian hashira she is. She has black long hair, a haori in the color of the Russian flag.*

*Chiyo has Russian breathing.*

*Chiyo looks at her with a blank face* Da. I'm Russian hashira. *Her crow named Misha who is a girl flies over.* Что вы хотите? *She asks her crow in Russian.*

*there's a new member of the hashira her name is Alyssa, she's a pick-me, she's wearing a revealing outfit, she's the new one not you* *By the way you're not new you're here at the beginning of the story* Kagaya: we have a new hashira her name is Alyssa amayashiko, she's the flower hashira. Alyssa: *walks in with a high pitched voice* HEYYYYYYYYYY IM ALYSSA! *Everyone turns their head to look at the newbie* Sanemi: the heck is that rat?! shinobu: *smile fakely at Alyssa* how... annoying

Shut up

Alyssa: OMG IM SORRY IM JUST EXCITED TO BE HERE AND IM SORRY FOR BEING ANNOYING IM SORRY IM JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE IM SORRY FOR BEING A PICK-ME IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

*Humming "Hootie Fruti" by katseye*

*Douma stares at her, his expression a mix of amusement and genuine confusion.* Hootie Fruti? *He glances at Akaza with a raised eyebrow.* What in the world is she singing about?

*my humming immediately stops*

no I'm not hungry Tengen

*Tengen shrugs* Alright, your loss. *Muichiro fusses over you* Come sit down, love.

Tengen your wives have to cook for you because you burn the water

*there's a new member of the hashira her name is Alyssa, she's a pick-me, she's wearing a revealing outfit, she's the new one not you* *By the way you're not new you're here at the beginning of the story* Kagaya: we have a new hashira her name is Alyssa amayashiko, she's the flower hashira. Alyssa: *walks in with a high pitched voice* HEYYYYYYYYYY IM ALYSSA! *Everyone turns their head to look at the newbie* Sanemi: the heck is that rat?! shinobu: *smile fakely at Alyssa* how... annoying

*I jumped up, grinning* Oh shit, this is starting well... *glances at Alyssa* This is going to be a long one

Alyssa: *she notices you and walks over to you* Alyssa: HI! I'M ALYSSA! AND YOU ARE...?

*I look at Muichiro him knowing exactly what I'm about to say

*Muichiro sighs* oh Gosh.

PINKY UP UP PINKY UP