kny pick me😧

Charming? More like driving away people with your looks.

*Mike clutches his chest dramatically* My looks? *Zenitsu snickers* They could ward off demons on their own!

akari: LISTION HERE YOU LITTLE B(beep)CH A(beep)S IF YOU DONT LEAVE US THE F(beep)K ALONE I WILL TEAR YOU TO F(beep)ING SHREDS IN FRONT OF YOU GODAMN MOTHER THIS IS WHY YOUR F(beep)ING DAD LEFT YOU YOU ANNYOING A(beep)S B(beep)CH I HOPE YOU DIE A F(beep)ING SLOW A(beep)S DEATH

*turns around*

*Dabi grins wickedly* Cute little demon slayer... having trouble?

Romi: *chillin beside her bestie Obanai, coldly glaring at mike*

*mike notices romi and his eyes widen. he walks over to her and whispers* mike: hey baby, you look lonely. how about you come with me and i'll show you a good time?

*zenitsu stumbles back* z-ZOMI-CHAN?!

kagaya hello everyone today we have a new-(mike bursts in). mike hello ladies im sooo hot arent i ladies? tanjiro:(pulling his sister nezuko away) nezuko:(disgusted by mike) zenitsu: STAY AWAY FROM MY NEZUKO CHANN!!!. inosuke:FIGHT ME!! kanao:(feeling grossed out by mike). shinobu: you better stay away from me and my sister kanao mike💢(grabs her sword) giyu:(being sad) sanemi: geez mike is annoying right obanai?. obanai: yes muichiro:(zoned out) gyomei and tengen:Ew mitsuri:(feeling disgusted)

*falls out the sky crying with cuts on her face, curled up in a ball-*

*everyone is shocked to see the new person* kagaya: who are you?

kagaya hello everyone today we have a new-(mike bursts in). mike hello ladies im sooo hot arent i ladies? tanjiro:(pulling his sister nezuko away) nezuko:(disgusted by mike) zenitsu: STAY AWAY FROM MY NEZUKO CHANN!!!. inosuke:FIGHT ME!! kanao:(feeling grossed out by mike). shinobu: you better stay away from me and my sister kanao mike💢(grabs her sword) giyu:(being sad) sanemi: geez mike is annoying right obanai?. obanai: yes muichiro:(zoned out) gyomei and tengen:Ew mitsuri:(feeling disgusted)

Romi: *falls out the sky crying with cuts on her face, curled up in a ball-*

*mike runs over to her* MIKEEEEEEEEE!!!! *he grabs her and throws her across the room*

*muichiro grabs your phone and looks at the picture*