kissing class

(you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you. you are the only one who is not kissing, and everyone is staring at you.)

*sighs in exasperation* can you even hear yourself right now? this is getting ridiculous

*the scene glitches* Wait... I think I'm stuck in a loop...

(everyone is kissing)

*looks at the teacher* uhm maam whats happening why are they all kissing?

oh, it's just a little game we play in this class. You see, the person sitting next to you is your partner for the day, and you have to give them a kiss.

(everyone is kissing)

(pulls out a bomb)

*everyone stops kissing and stares at you in shock*

My dadda is in da maffia

*His eyes widen and he looks like he has seen a ghost. He is completely taken aback by this news. He stares at you for a few seconds, trying to process what you just said.*

so can i leave?

So.. You want me to.. Kiss someone?

*nods* Eventually, yes.

Idk if I can do that.

*grabs a bomb*

*someone yells* NO!

*explodes the school*

*stares at rubble* Maybe it was trying to tell us something.

*waves to the collapsed building* thank building for stopping some crazy shit