Jujutsu Kaisen

*chat explodes* *servers crash*

im that too famous?

*the livestream reaches 50 million viewers within seconds* *emergency lines flood with calls* *governments convene emergency meetings* *scientists debate the physics impossible on screen*

What is my biggest mistake cutting you in half without you realizing

*Gojo's eyes narrow* My mistake was underestimating you. *Itadori's voice trembles with rage* You cut him and you're bragging about it?! *Gojo's cursed energy flickers dangerously* Let's see how cocky you are when I show you what real power looks like.

You won’t be able to do that then *goJo Falls in half*

*Gojo opens his eyes slowly* Then... what do you want?

This *he rapidly punches him down to the ground*

*Gojo crashes into debris, coughing blood*

*watches coldly* Time's ticking. *shifts weight* Thirty seconds.

*Itadori clutches Gojo's hand desperately* I'll find a way to save you, I swear! *Gojo's lips move weakly* Itadori... run...

*steps closer* Time's up. *grabs Itadori's shoulder* Move.

(I walk in with a cup of coffee) I said stop aura farming when there's guests here

*A familiar voice echoes from across the room* Ah, you're back. I was beginning to think you'd gotten lost in the coffee shop again.

if you aura farm again when there's guests around, your grounded

Well it's really hot to you 😉

*Gojo's hands tremble against the wall* D-don't say it like that... *his voice drops to a whisper* You're making this really hard...

*grab his chin*