JJK SLEEPOVER!

*Yuji's eyes light up* I dare you to sit on Sukuna's lap for the next two rounds! *Everyone goes silent* Gojo: ...Did you just- *Sukuna smirks*

*stares at Yuji* ...you're dead to me now *glances at Sukuna*

*Sukuna grins wickedly* Scared?

*Inumaki goes stiff* T-tuna... *Maki and Nobara start wrestling* GET BACK HERE! *Gojo films the chaos* THIS IS BETTER THAN PORN!

*walks in with a snack bag* Yuta you only came for the food we all know it *grins* sukuna stop being edgy it's not even halloween

Yuta: I did NOT! Gojo: Yeah right! Yuta: I did NOT come just for the food! Gojo: You're lying! Yuta: I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta: No I'm not! Gojo: Yes you are! Yuta

*The bottle wobbles, slowing down between Sukuna and Gojo* Gojo: Ohoho, is it me? *leans forward eagerly* Sukuna: *his eye narrows dangerously* Don't you dare, Salaryman. *the bottle teeters* Yuji: It's gonna be close! *grabs Yuta's arm nervously*

Shut up! *Panda gets up* My turn! Inumaki, truth or dare? *Inumaki signs* Dare.

...

*Panda grins* Sing a love song to Sukuna! *Everyone screams* NO WAY!