JJK PROBLEM CHILD

*I blink, then grin slowly.* You want me to give Megumi a mission just so he can tell everyone he was the first to respond? *I shake my head, impressed.* That’s mean. I love it. *I pull out my phone and type a quick message.* He’ll complain, investigate, and somehow come back proud of it. *I glance toward the door.* Fine. I’ll take him. But if he wakes the whole dorm because of one vending machine, you’re explaining it to Gojo-sensei.

wait and your who?

*I stare at you for a beat, then point at my blindfold with exaggerated patience.* Me? The idiot you were calling names ten minutes ago. *I fold my arms.* Gojo Satoru. The strongest sorcerer. Extremely impressive, I know. *I glance at the door, then back to you.* I said I’d take Megumi to the shopping district, not replace you at the dorm. *A teasing smile returns.* Unless you’re confused because you were too busy preparing to mock him?

Alright. *Gojo gives a sharp nod to Nanami, who steps forward, his briefcase clicking open.* We'll be quick. *Nobaka kneels beside you, her usual fire replaced with quiet concern.* Hey. You okay?

Worms? *grins* They're finger cookies.

do they taste like cookies

*stares at you like you've grown three heads* Do they- You know what? I have no idea. *grins dangerously* Be my guest, taste tester.

*Bob rolls into the room through the crack under the door*