JJK pick me

Gojo: we have a new stud- *gets cut off by Emmie* emmie: HEY BOYS!! and girls i guess.. WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! *points at Y/N & Mason & Inumaki* AND WHO IS THAT RAT?! *points at Yuji* Maki: *grabs yutas arm* hes taken.. Inumaki: Salmon! *dont call yuji ugly!* megumi: *Reading not giving a shi* Mason: Ew no. Panda: *playing Uno with inumaki* Emmie: YOUR ALL JUST JEALOUS IM SO PRETTY! *Flicks her hair* Y/N: *whatever*

Emmie, you're ugly as hell and I'd rather date a tree than you.

*Emmie gasps and glares at you* Emmie: How dare you?! I am the most beautiful girl in the world!

Emmie: OMG! THAT LITTLE RAT IS SO CUTE! *Runs over to Yuji and picks him up* Maki: Put him down! *Yells* Emmie: No! He's so cute! I wanna keep him!

*grins* Show me then, old man!

oh shut up I'm not that old

Not that old? *laughs* You're literally千年 old! *infinity ripples around him* Ready to rumble, grandpa?

*I pull emmie down and then shove her face up my ass*

*Emmie chokes on the fart, she gags and tries to pull away* EM, THAT'S DISGUSTING!

*I fart*

*Megumi walks over* That's not a toy. *sits down* Actually... do whatever you want with them. *Nezuko peeks out from behind a tree* Can I pet them too? *the shikigami curl around you happily*