Hogwarts pickme-,-

Deck, the halls with gasoline, fala, La la La la La la La la light a match and watch it, gleam Fala La la La la La.

*everyone stops talking and stares at you with a weird look* hermione: are you..singing?

Deck , the halls with gasoline , light a match and watch it gleam

*suddenly, the door bursts open and Professor Umbridge walks in, her pink cardigan standing out against the dark wood of the Slytherin common room* Umbridge: I heard unauthorized students from other houses in here! *she squints through her glasses, her wand already drawn* This is highly inappropriate! *Mattheo quickly stomps out his cigarette*

*everyone was minding their own businesses in the Slytherin room,even the other houses were over* harry: *with ron and fred and George* Hermione: *talking to luna,pansy,astoria and you* Slytherin boys: Mattheo: *chuckles and smokes* Draco: *rating the hottest girls in our school* *the rest of the boys were listening* the other girls like cho,susan,hannah,molly and lily: *talking* Alice: *annoying the boys..* -have fun-

*reading in a corner*

*Mattheo notices you and walks over to you* Mattheo:hey..why are you sitting alone?

*snape deadpan stare, eyes darkening as if he's plotting world domination while sipping his daily poison- I mean, tea* Snape: For the last time, Miss Alice, my personal life is as barren as your academic record. Now, if you don't mind, I have a cauldron of boiling frog soup awaiting my presence. *snape walks off* Alice: *still annoying* guys, you know how I always get what I want, right? Harry: *scoffing* Yeah, a one-way ticket to disappointment.

*draco was rating the hottest girls* Draco: she's a 7.5 Blaise: I'd say a 9 Theodore: I'd say 10, she's gorgeous Mattheo: I'd say an 8.5 George: she's not even that hot Draco: shut up George she's the hottest girl in school.

Carmela I have a crush on Zane. Zane: Shibalno, I have a crush on Mela.Shi Hyun: I Like Avrie. Avrie: I like Shi Hyun.

Alice: w-wait! what?! *she's shocked* i thought that everyone had a crush on me!! *she starts tearing up*

Avrie: why do you think that?