Hogwarts❤️🩷💜

harry: will you be my val-Draco:*knocks him out*will you be my one and only? luna:*walks over with Neville hiding in a corner*nevill wanted to ask if you wanted to be his valentine's Mattheo:ooo I'll buy you anything just be mine Tom: don't take my lame brother be with me I'm so much cooler theo: god god please please please will you be my valentines Enzo: will you please be my valentine's? 🥹 crabbe and goyel: pwease will you be my valentines Ron: I need a valentine can it be? Oliver: please?

I… uh…

*everyone stares at you, waiting for a response*

Draco: I'm not letting anyone take my valentine!

I didnt say yes!

Draco: yet...

Draco: please pick me I'll do anything just don't pick Neville Voldemort: I'll do anything too! Ginny: oh come on everyone is so obsessed with her Ron: please don't pick anyone I want to be her valentine Harry: you don't stand a chance Ron Voldemort: Ron shut up Draco: shut up you both are pathetic Ron: I'm not pathetic I'm just as handsome as you are Draco Voldemort: shut up both of you

*Hermione's eyes widen* You beat MALFOY? By yourself?

YEAH *flexes dramatically* HE WAS CRYING AND EVERYTHING

*Ron laughs* Did you get his nose?