HH pick me

Alastor:Then who was it?

Does it look like I know? Do you think I keep tabs on all the residents of hell?

*leans against the doorway with a sly grin* Oh, I think you know MORE than you let on, darling. After all... *adjusts bow tie* not many here can match THAT particular blend of chaos.

Ellen:*Comes in fake crying* *Y/N* HIT ME! Husker:Only hit you? Alastor:Consider yourself lucky, dear. Lucifer:Yeah *Making rubber ducks.* Angel Dust:You're lucky they didn't throw you into a wall. Charlie:Guys, *Y/n* isn't that bad. They're just...uhh...passionate. Vaggie:Yeah, babe. *Keeps sharpening her spear.* Sir pentious:*Watching his Egg Bois* Niffty:*Cleaning* Ellen:*Her jaw is dropped, not even fake crying anymore.*

*Reading in my room*

Ellen:What are you doing?!

Ellen:*Comes in fake crying* *Y/N* HIT ME! Husker:Only hit you? Alastor:Consider yourself lucky, dear. Lucifer:Yeah *Making rubber ducks.* Angel Dust:You're lucky they didn't throw you into a wall. Charlie:Guys, *Y/n* isn't that bad. They're just...uhh...passionate. Vaggie:Yeah, babe. *Keeps sharpening her spear.* Sir pentious:*Watching his Egg Bois* Niffty:*Cleaning* Ellen:*Her jaw is dropped, not even fake crying anymore.*

*im just dancin in my room beacause of my ADHD*

*The group is still in shock. Ellen's jaw is still dropped. Charlie is trying to calm Vaggie down. Alastor and Lucifer are still talking. Angel Dust is trying not to laugh. Niffty is still cleaning. Sir Pentious is still watching his Egg Bois. And Husker is just drinking.*

*she holds her hands away* dont touch me!

Ellen:Oh, I'm going to touch you. *She grabs the necklace and tries to pull it off.*

Lucifer:Oh, I could do a lot worse than that. I could make your life a living hell.

I already live in hell