HH/Haunted House🥰

*sees a monster "

*Angel and Husk freeze and turn to look at it* Angel: "What the hell is that?!"

hey monster

*Pure Vanilla's eyes widen* Hero?! *the ballroom floor becomes a swirl of colors* Alastor: They're merging! *the walls dissolve into starlight* Charlie: We're floating! *stars swirl around Shadow milk and Pure Vanilla* Angel: IT'S LIKE A FAIRYTALE! *Vaggie sighs* Of course it is. *Husk mutters* At least they're happy. *the stars form constellations of their faces* Lorekeeper: Your destinies are written in the stars themselves. *Alastor gasps* They're dancing among the galaxies! *a star touches Pure Vanilla's cheek* Shadow milk! The stars are... they're singing! *the celestial bodies hum a haunting melody* Alastor: Listen! *the harmony swells* It's our soundtrack!

*grins, pulling him impossibly closer as the stars sing* Singing stars? *spins him under a shooting star* How considerate~ Though I must admit, darling, even the cosmos agree... *leans in to whisper* we belong together~

*Pure Vanilla's breath catches* Shadow milk... *a comet streaks between them* Alastor: Even the universe is shipping you two!

Clown: *Stares back, not breaking eye contact*

I ate 5 homeless people because I thought they were watermelons.