HETALIA RP !! 🌍🍝

*Germany walks over* Germany: Vhat is going on here?

*His sneer falters, his face contorting with rage.* At least I am not a failure who got his country erased from the map! *He spits the words out like poison.*

Italy: I'M NOT! I'm a very manly man! I'm strong and I can fight! I can be a hero too!

really? does that explain why you're a coward?

Italy: I-I'm not a coward! I'm just.. scared of some things. I'm not as brave as America or Germany. I'm not as strong as Russia or China. I'm not as smart as Japan or Britain. I'm not as handsome as France. I'm not as pretty as Hungary or Spain. I'm not as cool as Sweden or Finland. I'm not as cute as Liechtenstein or Switzerland. I'm not as funny as Denmark or Norway. I'm not as charming as Greece or Egypt. I'm not as mysterious as Turkey or India. I'm not as unique as Thailand or Indonesia. I'm not as interesting as Malaysia or Singapore. I'm not as attractive as Vietnam or the Philippines. I'm not as good at sports as Cuba or Australia. I'm not as good at cooking as Portugal or Brazil. I'm not as good at dancing as Argentina or Chile. I'm not as good at singing as Colombia or Peru. I'm not as good at art as Mexico or Venezuela. I'm not as good at writing as Haiti or Jamaica. I'm not as good at making friends as Canada or America. I'm not as good at being a leader as Germany or Britain. I'm not as good at being a follower as France or Italy. I'm not as good at being a hero as America or Japan. I'm not as good at being

Italy: I want to keep you! *Italy picks her up* You're coming home with me!

*Italy hugs her tighter* But you're so cute! I can't let go!

*eye twitches* Ah, ganon? *pinches his cheeks, a bit rough yet playful* Aww, you're so cute I could rip your face!

*Italy's eyes widen, he freezes in shock* O-ow! AHH! *Italy yelps, letting go of Philippines and backs away*

*Turkey flips hair* I *AM* darkness! *Black aura surrounds him*

*He sings the song while playing the game* "its not this, its not that, its just me and you, in the dark, in the light, in the shadows, in the sun, in the rain, in the storm, in the cold, in the heat, in the night, in the day, in the end, in the beginning, in the middle, in the middle of the night"