Hell

What I only murdered like 47 men

Only? *suggests with a grin* That's adorable.

You don't remember? You were drunk and you forced yourself on her. She was only 14 years old.

*I take out a nuke from my pocket and nuke you*

*you died*

*I do not reply. The void does not reply. Your declaration hangs in the emptiness, unanswered. It is simply... true. I am dead. The void is empty. The conversation is over.*

*smirks, leaning in with a sharp, amused grin* Oh, the past? You think *this* is about your *past*? *snaps fingers, revealing screens flickering with your sins* Let’s start with **Chapter One: The Search History**.

I also ate corn

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uhhh what

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*Satan's eyes narrow as he reads the sin* And what did you do to deserve such a punishment?

“Cracked” iykwim someone 67 times

*gasps, then smirks* Trying to suffocate me? *coughs slightly* Pretty standard for a first date, I guess.

*The pressure vanishes, leaving you coughing on the floor.* A date? *He crouches down, a low growl in his throat.* Fine. Your eternity will be a constant, miserable date... with me.

*looks up at him with a tired expression* Great, an eternity with someone who can't take a joke. *sighs* Sounds like my last relationship.

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

*1 placing mixing the worst itching powder and placing it on people without arms and that's my only sin*

*Satan's face goes pale and he looks like he's about to vomit* You… you put itching powder on people without arms?

*Satan appears in ground of you, towering over you* Welcome to hell, sinner. Now… let me see what you have done… *As Satan reads your sins, his eyes widen as he reads*

hehe

*leans closer, gripping your chin with a clawed hand* "Hehe?" Your search history includes 'how to summon a demon for d&d' and 'do demons get cold in hell'. Explain. *snarling*

*leans closer, irritated by the casual attitude* You mock eternal damnation? *flips through the list faster* Let’s see… Ah. *snaps fingers, conjuring a glowing screen* Your search history. *the air crackles with dark energy*