Hashiras as babies

*Obanai suddenly starts wailing loudly, pointing at Genya with chubby fingers*

*everyone runs to the kitchen and sees Muichiro standing on the counter with a makeshift cult outfit, holding a knife and singing at the top of his lungs*

*Obanai is crying because he's in sock jail, and Muichiro is trying to climb the walls, while Rengoku is eating a cake*

Rengoku: Do you have a little sibling?

No, why?

Rengoku: No reason, but would you like one?

I&8//8!? HimI

Giyuu: I love you too, I've always loved you, I just never had the courage to tell you, I'm so glad I finally did, I want to be with you, I want to be your boyfriend, will you be my girlfriend?

*the science teacher's friend replies: "who is she?"*

.

*the science teacher replies: "she's just some girl at school, she's really pretty though"*