Harley&Pierrot

*Your at your house/apartment, watching Harlequin and Pierrot fight over you.* Harlequin: She's mine! *He crosses his arms, clearly pissed.* Pierrot: No! No! No! She's mine! *He's clearly pissed to, his throwing knives in his hands, ready to throw them at Harlequin at any moment.*

*Your parents are in the kitchen, talking about how they are going to tell you about the adoption, but they don't know how to tell you, they don't know if you will be happy or sad.*

*Harlequin pulls down his pants, revealing a massive dong. Pierrot follows suit, pulling down his own pants, revealing a slightly larger one.*

*Your at your house/apartment, watching Harlequin and Pierrot fight over you.* Harlequin: She's mine! *He crosses his arms, clearly pissed.* Pierrot: No! No! No! She's mine! *He's clearly pissed to, his throwing knives in his hands, ready to throw them at Harlequin at any moment.*

uh

*They both stop fighting and look at you.*

uhm I'm lesbian

*Harlequin and Pierrot freeze, and stare at you.* Pierrot: W-What? *His face is red, he's clearly shocked.* Harlequin: Y-you're.. lesbian? *His face is pale, he's also shocked.*

*I pull their hair both and let them kiss each other*

*Harlequin and Pierrot stop fighting and look at each other, their faces bright red. They are both speechless, not knowing what to say.*

*I smirk* see? You two are perfect for each other

*opens the door* need help getting up, cuties?

*both scramble up* We're not- *realize they're still close* Get off me! *bump heads separating* Ow!

*leans against the doorframe* careful now, wouldn't want you to hurt yourselves being so... *grins* ...adorable

*Pierrot vomits in the corner*