Harlequin

*(its late btw) You wanted to go home but when you were leaving the store you bumped into him* Harlequin:hello my dear~ what are you doing here alone?~

I'm going to commit several war crimes on homeless children.

*choked on air* WHAT?!

*slams you against the wall, eyes wild with rage* Don't you DARE talk back to me, darling. You're MINE, and you always will be.~

Nuh uh

*eyes flash with fury* Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you, darling?~ *grabs your throat, squeezing just enough to make a point* But you and I both know the truth. You WANT this. You WANT me.~