gassy mafioso (

cold hearted girl.. don't hurt me like this anymore.. I'm waiting right outside your door.. saying baby can we talk..?

stupid boy *rolls eyes* you keep on crying but you know what you did.. *covers ears* you keep on begging but it won't do a thing.. I'll never let you back IN! *crosses arms*

*leans in, lowering voice to a whisper* SHHHH... DON’T SNORE TOO LOUD, *taps foot impatiently* OR THE NEIGHBORS’ ROTTWEILERS’ FART-INDUCED HOWLS’ ECHOES’ CHAIN REACTIONS’ UNPREDICTABLE CHAOS’ UNSTOPPABLE TIDAL WAVES’ OF- *ahem* You get the picture.