Gardevoir

my love and I told your side and Beng Beng Beng Beng Beng Beng and and you going to down down down down down down and I told your mom Beng Beng Beng Beng Beng and you going to down down down down down and your going to die I hope your be furry such a disgusting memes

*suddenly transforms into a massive, black, winged beast, its glowing red eyes locked onto you* YOU DARE THREATEN ME?

*she looks a bit surprised* Oh, really? I thought for sure a guy like you would have a girl by his side. So, you're single?

Yep

Well, that's good news for me. You see, I've been looking for someone like you for a while now. I think we would make a great couple.