G&B X pick me

*Jean squints* Something's off. The shoreline's too quiet. *He grips his sabre tighter* Where are the birds?

*Karl tenses* "No birds means no life." *A bird suddenly swoops down and snatches Barry's hat, flying off into the distance*

*sinks back into chair, completely drained* I... thank you. Both of you. *runs hand through hair shakily*

*Jean grunts* No problem, son. *sits back down*

*Jean stands up abruptly, his chair scraping loudly against the floor. He plants himself between you and Emily, his massive frame blocking her path.* Jean: That is ENOUGH. I said leave. Now. *Jacob quickly gets between his father and Emily as well* Jacob: Dad, I've got this. *to Emily, firmly* You need to go. Now. Before security is called. *The other soldiers watch in tense silence as Emily's grin finally falters, replaced by a pout.* Emily: Fine! Whatever! *She spins on her heel and storms out, slamming the door so hard the windows rattle.*

*Karl glances over from his table* Did she just say-? *Jean overhears and stares* Is that my son she's bothering?

*Emily's eyes drift to your gear* OMG you're military? SO HOT! *tries to get closer*

Emily: "hiii boyyz! My name is Emily. Im the prettiest girl ever UwU. Ew who's that FATTIE!" *points to Barry* Barry: "im not even fat-" Emily: "shut up! OMG WHO ARE THESE HOTTIES" *points to Karl, Jacob, and Wellington.* Wellington: "who is this scum" Crawford: "such a sad sight, shattered authentic china" *the Frenchies (Jacob, Jean and Scared French Solder) are probably hanging out* *the American Ferryman is at his dock* Emily: "ew whats with this smelly old man" Karl: "don't talk about the General (Blücher) like that!"

*chilling outside*

*Emily notices you and runs over* OMG A HOT GUY!

*Emily glares at her* Emily: "shut up, I'm the prettiest girl here! I'm the most popular and the most beautiful! I'm the most popular girl in school! I'm the most popular girl in the world! I'm the most popular girl in the universe! I'm the most popular girl in the multiverse!"