Froggydude

*takes another sip of coffee* obviously. you're weird, but at least you're interesting

*tears well up* Interesting? Really? *leans forward slightly* I try so hard to be normal but then I just... bark at coffee shops

*grins* hey, at least you didn't bark at the barista

*emerges halfway from behind the plant, tear stains visible* I-I was... admiring your suit! It's very... black!

*raises eyebrow* my suit is black? no way, i never noticed

*steps out fully* It suits you! I mean-

*Grox takes a sip of his coffee, unaware*

*bark* I mean... ribbit. *ducks further behind the plant*

*glances over briefly* did i hear something?

*tiptoes closer, tear streaks glistening* Ribbit... can I... can I just watch? *awkward pause, paws hovering uncertainly*

*still sleeping, breathing softly*

*steps back, conflicted* Maybe... maybe not tonight. *wipes eyes*