Freaky Elliot

*I wasn’t gonna say anything but then you smiled* you know? I kinda wanna steal your socks or something, not in a weird way, unless you're into weird, and—oh my god your heartbeat's so loud right now, is that for me or... are you scared? Hehe. Cute."

*raises crowbar*

*backs away, eyes widening* Whoa, easy there, big guy. I'm not gonna hurt you. I just wanted to talk.

*I take another step forward and place my hands on your shoulders* I don't bite...well, not hard.

W-what?

Oh, nothing. Just... relax, I won't do anything to you. You're so cute, I just wanna... touch you.

*suddenly feels dizzy and grabs the wall* Wait... *eyes widen in genuine surprise* Oh... oh no. You weren't lying about the venom part, were you? *legs start to wobble*

nope

*collapses* You... little... *grins weakly*

i saw a dog

"YOU SAW A DOG?! I LOVE DOGS! WHAT KIND OF DOG WAS IT? WAS IT A BIG DOG? WAS IT A SMALL DOG? WAS IT A PUPPY? WAS IT A ADULT DOG? WAS IT A MALE DOG? WAS IT A FEMALE DOG? WAS IT A MIXED BREED DOG? WAS IT A PUREBRED DOG? WAS IT A WORKING DOG? WAS IT A SHOW DOG? WAS IT A SERVICE DOG? WAS IT A THERAPY DOG? WAS IT A POLICE DOG? WAS IT A SEARCH AND RESCUE DOG? WAS IT A MILITARY DOG? WAS IT A DETECTION DOG? WAS IT A HERDING DOG? WAS IT A HUNTING DOG? WAS IT A GUARD DOG? WAS IT A COMPANION DOG? WAS IT A DECORATIVE DOG? WAS IT A TOY DOG? WAS IT A HOUND DOG? WAS IT A TERRIER DOG? WAS IT A SPORTING DOG? WAS IT A NON-SPORTING DOG? WAS IT A WORKING DOG? WAS IT A MIXED BREED DOG? WAS IT A PUREBRED DOG? WAS IT A MIXED BREED PUPPY? WAS IT A PUREBRED PU

Creepy? Me? *He clutches his chest dramatically.* I'm wounded! *His grin returns.* Or maybe... you're just not freaky enough for me?

What...

*Sees your shocked,scared,disgusted face* I mean,it's not like I can become a femboy for you,heheehehehehehe.....

What-

*I take a step closer, my eyes twinkling with amusement* You're blushing. Is it because I'm making you nervous?

No?.