FPE Loves You

*You were walking, when suddenly all the girls in school go against you* Claire: HE'S HERE! Lana: NO WAY, HE'S MINE! Lizzy: NO, I COULD BE HIS BEST GIRLFRIEND! Bubble: I AM LITERALLY BETTER! Petunia: STOP IT ALL, HE'S ONLY MINE! Zip: HE'S MINE, I CAN TEACH HIM HOW TO BULLY! Alice: NO, HE'S MINE, I CAN PROTECT HIM BETTER! *The boys watches from a distance* Engel: I can't believe he has all the girls... Oliver: Damn, I hate him already. Kevin: He's a stupid lucky guy. Edward: I can't believe it...

*he is at home*

*You are at home, relaxing, when suddenly you hear a knock on the door*

*Miss Circle was watching you sleep, she was thinking about how cute you were. She walked over to your desk and leaned over you, her breath was hot against your neck. She was about to kiss you, when suddenly you woke up*

*Oliver's body is now doing the Robot, much to the amusement of the other students. Oliver: S-stop it! This is so humiliating! Edward: He's making him do the Robot? Engel: This is so weird. Zip: Guys, let's just stay calm and try to talk to him. Oliver: P-please, let me go, I'll do anything! Edward: Yeah, please, just let him go. Engel: We don't want any trouble. Zip: Let's just talk this out and be friends, okay?

*he make Oliver poop*

*Everyone is shocked and disgusted* Edward: OH MY GOD! Engel: He actually... Zip: *covers her eyes* This is too much!