FPE BULLIES

*Takes a breathe and starts.* You all look like a diabolically down syndromed giraffes that got headbutted by a mantis and your eyebrows look like cockroach legs and don't even start, you look like a discombobulated, philosophicated, domesticated, mythic explored, offbrand, amazon wishlisted, booty disabled, cross eyed bald eagle that has the sign of: "COME GIVE ME A SLAP ON MY FACE TO GET 5 DOLLARS!" And everyone started to slap the hell out of you all. You all remind me of a booty broken nerd.

*The bullies are shocked and their faces are red, they can't believe how you insulted them and they are speechless*

*The bullies are speechless, they can't believe how you just insulted them. They are starting to get angry and they are clenching their fists, ready to attack you*