Forsaken birthday

*Points an realistic airsoft gun at Emily's mafia (they thing it's a real gun)* Let him go!

*mafia members look at you and laugh* **mafia member 1:** Oh look at this little kid, he thinks he can stop us with a toy gun. *they continue to laugh at you*

*glances at the mafia members, a smirk forming* Oh this toy gun? *fires, hitting one member's vest with an airsoft pellet* Guess you're all just bad shots, huh?

*Noob's eyes widen* Grown-up stuff?! *shoves more cake in mouth* Like what?! *Elliot squeaks and hides*

Guest 1337: noob’s too pure to know

*Guest 1337 pats Noob's head protectively* Trust me kid, you're better off not knowing. Some things you learn when you're older. *Noob pouts* But I'm not a baby!

*Dusekkar types weakly* The time he... cried over... a chicken... *Shedletsky lunges for phone* STOP!

*Elliot squeaks* W-worse?! *Noob bounces* CAKE TIME! *clutches knife* I need to cut it before- *Shedletsky whistles* Get a room already!

*laughs* SHED. GET A ROOM WITH BUILDERMAN AFTER US THEN.

*Builderman immediately hugs Shedletsky from behind* I wouldn't mind that~ *Shedletsky drops his sword again* B-BUILDERMAN!

*Dusekkar gives weak thumbs up* Finally... someone worse than us... *shakily points at Shedletsky* Take the L, Shed.

*grins wickedly* the thing that makes sheds face red *winks*

*Noob tilts head confused* What makes Shedletsky's face red? *points with cake fork* Is he allergic to something? *Shedletsky groans* Just drop it already!

*licks frosting off lips* mm, tasty. *grins at elliot* almost as sweet as you’re gonna be later

*Elliot squeaks and chokes on cake* C-CHANCE! *Noob bounces* I want some of that sweet! *Shedletsky gags* Stop being gross!

*Elliot trips over his own feet* W-wait! I need to- *Noob already has his face in the cake* Mmm! *Veeronica gasps* Noob! That's not how you- *Two Time faints* Oh Spawn, the chaos!

**Elliot:** C-Chance! *melts completely* Mine?! *Shedletsky gags* Get a room already!

Shed. Get a room with builderman first

**Shedletsky:** We're not- *Builderman immediately hugs him from behind* Shed! Thank you for saving me! *Shedletsky freezes completely*

**Elliot:** C-Chance! Don't say things like that! *hides face* Jane: *fries John's face* JOHN DOE!