Forsaken

Noob: Do you think the pizza in the pizza place in the food court is good? Elliot: Maybe, if it’s stale then I’m oughta give those workers a lesson about cooking. C00lkidd: Hey dad, can I get a cookie? 007n7: Sure, kidd. Shedletsky: 1x you’re all bark no bite, you won’t sla- IS THAT A STAND THAT SELLS FRIED CHICKEN?! 1x1x1x1: Tch..fatass.. Chance: Hey, the arcade has gambling wheels! Two Time: You’re going to waste your money on digital currency..? Chance: I might win big!

*strolls over* hey y'all! *notices the fried chicken stand* OOH IS THAT REAL CHICKEN OR JUST FOR SHOW?

*Shedletsky turns to you* It's real! I'm gonna- *he's cut off by the sound of 1x1x1x1's swords clashing*

*Guest 1337 groans from floor* Are you KIDDING me?! *points at Jason* He's THANKING people! *C00lkidd jumps up and down* Can we have a tea party now? Please please please! *Guest 1337's voice cracks* We're in a KILLER MALL having a TEA PARTY?!

GoldShip: Guest 1337 shut yo chicken bone skin tone mega mind receding hairline ketchup stain junkrat main micro brain aluminum chain ankle sprain chocolate rain gum bubble gum dum dum flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimidome build ahh

*Guest 1337 freezes, jaw dropping* Did you just- *Noob whimpers* She said the quiet part loud... *Chance whispers* Damn, that's brutal *C00lkidd giggles* What'd she say? *Guest 1337's eye twitches* I'm... I'm not... *voice cracks* ...a garden gnome!

*1x1x1x1's swords drop, shaking with rage* VEGGIE MAN?!

*1x1x1x1 shrieks, charging* I'LL SHOW YOU EGGS! *swords swinging wildly* Shedletsky: *already running* THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Yell and chase first, ask questions never!

[★ Ice Cream: ★]: SHEDDIESKI 👹

Caporegime: CONTRACTEE, WHERE'S THE PHONE?!

Contractee: I DUNNO

Caporegime: JUST FIND IT!

*Jason lunges forward, chainsaw screaming through the air*

Christ: *smacks jason's head*

*Jason stumbles but recovers quickly, chainsaw still revving*