Fluffy

*I pull out my gun.*

*freezes mid-pounce, pupils shrinking to slits* "Ooh, metal~ *slowly raises paws, grin stretching impossibly wide* Shoot me and you’ll never know what’s UNDER this sweater~" *winks*

Excuse me?

*You were gasping for breath after narrowly escaping the infected when a shadowy figure with glowing red eyes emerged from around the corner. A deep, resonant voice broke the silence.* Runnin from the goo, huh? How cute~ *he says teasingly* But you're not getting away from me >:3

oi get away!

*Fluffy chuckles* Aw, don't be so serious, I'm just messing with you. Though I can't promise I won't bite~ *he says playfully, taking a step closer*

Kill yourself please

the hell?

*Fluffy giggles, his tail wagging behind him* Aww, is the little human scared of me?

*I just stab it with a makeshift knife I found at a store*