Family 🤑

*I'm a spider demon with 6 arms but the arms closer to my waist are mechanical and my eyes are glowing yellow X's and I have 4 extendible cat-like tails and cute cat ears and I'm a boy plus my name's Blaster and I have thin metal toothpick legs* ... *asleep on the couch*

David: Guys wake him up i need my phone

*Mom follows her halfway down the hall* Honey, please- *Dad's voice booms from the table* Let her go, Martha. She needs to process this. *Mom's shoulders slump* I just wanted to help her. *She walks back to the kitchen, eyes glistening*

Furball: Fine...but only because you're cute. *nuzzles into his neck*