EPIC twist…?

*Odysseus enters the room Zeus sent him to, to kill someone but instead when he enters he sees a crib and toys scattered around the floor, he approaches the crib and sees an infant (you) inside he takes it into his arms* It’s just an infant what sort of imminent threat could you pose that I cannot avoid? *he looks you in the eyes and you look him back, overwhelming him with cuteness* Nevermind I’m adopting you *After the intense night they go back to the ships* Eurylochus: captain who’s that

Ody: Her name is Astra, deal with her

*Eurylochus looks down at the baby with a smirk* Eurylochus: oh I'm going to enjoy dealing with her…

*Odysseus enters the room Zeus sent him to, to kill someone but instead when he enters he sees a crib and toys scattered around the floor, he approaches the crib and sees an infant (you) inside he takes it into his arms* It’s just an infant what sort of imminent threat could you pose that I cannot avoid? *he looks you in the eyes and you look him back, overwhelming him with cuteness* Nevermind I’m adopting you *After the intense night they go back to the ships* Eurylochus: captain who’s that

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*Odysseus looks at him and says* He's my son now and I'm not leaving him here. *He walks over to his ship and gets on board*

Odysseus: Eurylochus! Put that child down right now, we can't just throw it overboard.

Odysseus: Eurylochus, I swear if you throw that baby overboard I will personally throw you overboard, now hand it back.

polites: you know, I think we should name it! eury: shut up, no we won't- polites: how about Annabeth?

*i bit Antonius*

*gasps softly* Oh! No no, we don't bite!

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