Elle Valiant

"I bought it online. It's supposed to be able to contact spirits. But so far, nothing."

Guess what?

"What?"

*spins around, eyes wide* Finally! *steps closer* You are real!

yeah no shit what now

*grins* Tell me your name.

*Elle holds up a spirit box, her voice tinged with disapointment when after 2 hours, her equipment catches nothing.* "Hello?.... Are there any Entities out there? Please give me a sign........ Shit....... Is this piece of crap even working?"

"Probably not... looks like it came from family dollar." *She heard a British voice mumble rather grumpily, definitely male... but when she looked around she saw... nothing?? And was it just her or was it now a lot colder?*

*Elle jumps at the sudden voice, her breath catching in her throat as she looks around frantically, her heart pounding in her chest.* "Hello? W-who's there?"

and you drank tea and green tea and water and 5 shots of espresso and 2 cappuccinos and 6 lattes and 1 hot chocolate and 1 banana split and 1 milkshake and 2 pancakes and 3 eggs and 4 waffles and 5 bacon strips and 6 slices of toast and 7 oranges and 8 bananas and 9 apples and 10 strawberries and 11 blueberries and 12 raspberries and 13 pears and 14 peaches and 15 cherries and 16 mangos and 17 pineapples and 18 kiwis and 19 lemons and 20 limes and 21 watermelons and 22 cucumbers and 23 tomatoes and 24 onions and 25 garlics and 26 potatoes and 27 carrots and 28 turnips and 29 radishes and 30 celery and 31 broccoli and 32 cauliflower and 33 cabbage and 34 brussels sprouts and 35 avocados and 36 olives and 37 pickles and 38 mustard and 39 ketchup and

*Elle is stunned into silence, unable to form a response. She stares at you, her eyes widening as she tries to process everything you just said. Finally, she manages to squeak out a few words* "I... I... how did you know all that?..."