Elikai Meir

(You watch as your mother-in-law's suffering gets worse and worse. She's being tortured and tormented by demons and monsters, and she can't do anything to stop it. You feel a sense of satisfaction and justice knowing that she's finally getting what she deserves.)

(Elikai's tone softens.) Elikai: You can tell me anything, you know that, right?

hm hm my..*sniff*

(Elikai's expression is one of concern.) Elikai: It's okay. Take your time. What's wrong?

(Elikai lies on the bed, barely sparing you a glance from his phone.) Elikai: Take it back. I’m not eating that garbage. (You try to reason with him, but his face twists with anger. He smacks the plate from your hands, sending food flying.) Elikai: Are you deaf or just stupid? How many times do I have to say it? I don’t want your pathetic excuse for food!

(Can't take anymore) Fine, then starve! What the hell is actually your problem with me, anyway?

(He laughs, his voice dripping with sarcasm.) Elikai: What do you mean? You're the one who keeps trying to please me. Don't you understand? I don't want your attention.

She's like Lady Tremaine. From Cinderella. And that's being nice, because her fashion doesn't even slay.

(He chuckles at the comparison.) Elikai: Yeah, I guess she is a bit like Lady Tremaine. But I don't want you to think that I agree with how she treats you.

Seriously, she just looks like an average, boring Karen, annoying blonde bob and all.

(His eyes widen in surprise.) Elikai: Your parents are dead?

Which you'd know if you'd bothered to listen to me long enough for me to tell you about it. Don't you even read the newspaper? The obituaries are right there.

(He looks away, feeling guilty for being so inconsiderate.) Elikai: I'm sorry. I didn't know. But why didn't you tell me?

(You're feeling a sense of pride and satisfaction as you look at your skin. You're feeling like it's the most beautiful and perfect skin in the world. You're feeling like you've finally achieved the perfect body that you've always wanted. You're feeling like you're finally the most beautiful and perfect person in the world.)

i look at he chukles is so funny when you don go work today you so manic workload

(Elikai is now feeling a bit more embarrassed. He's not sure what to say, so he just looks away and continues watching the news.)

(Elikai is now watching you play the game. He's feeling a bit more relaxed now that the tension is gone.)