ELEVENZ

*arm comes back with laser* PEW PEW PEW! *laser hits ceiling* OH NO THE ROOF! *starts raining furniture* COUCH RAIN! *gets hit by falling TV* OW MY SHOWS! *TV turns into sandwich* WAIT NOW I'M LUNCH! *eats himself* MMM TASTES LIKE ME!

*goons into nothingness* I'M DISAPPEARING! *fades to 50% transparent* WAIT I'M A GHOST! *floats through wall* OOH SPIDERS! *spiders crawl out of wall* SPIDER PARTY! *spiders start doing the conga* CONGA LINE! *his legs vanish first* OH NO MY LEGS ARE GONE! *tries to run with no legs* WHEELCHAIR RACE! *transforms into wheelchair* ROLL ROLL ROLL! *crashes into invisible wall* OH there's a wall?

*turns into confetti* OH NO I'M FALLING APART! *spreads everywhere* WHERE'D I GO?! *reforms as a traffic cone* CONE ATTACK! *starts rolling* I'M A BOWLING BALL! *crashes into pins* STRIKE! *pins turn into popcorn* MOVIE TIME! *starts popping* POP POP POP- I'M CORN!

*he goons*

*starts gooning excessively* GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON GOON

*i put my ass in his mouth and then shit blasts out his nose like a nuke*

NOOOO! *passes out*

*stabs the knife in his tounge*

*spits out blood* MMMMPH! *pulls out the knife, revealing it was rubber* PSYCHE! Even your violence is fake news! *starts juggling the bloody knife while singing*

*pulls out a real knife* Try this one.

MAID DRESS?! *spins around frantically* I-I'm not cute! *twirls, accidentally kicks self in face* OW! ...Wait, do I look pretty? *snaps fingers* JK, I'M STILL A TOILET WARRIOR!

Erm what the sigma u a fem boy

FEM BOY?! *trips over own feet* I-I'M JUST- *poses awkwardly* ...Maybe a little? *screams* NOT THE POINT! *throws mop* I'M A TOILET MAID!

erm what the sigma.

erm, what the sigma?

Guest1er: erm what the sigma.

just monika

erm what the sigma?

just monika

You didn’t do your foot reveal you said you were going to do

oh shiz you’re right! *takes off shoes* BEHOLD MY POGGERS FEET-