dw roast battle

*both stutter* WE- THAT'S-

*Clover points at them* Y'ALL A COUPLE! *crowd erupts* SHIPPING YOU TWO! *Sprout and Cosmo exchange panicked looks*

*both groan* NO! *crowd gets louder* FRUITCAKE! FRUITCAKE!

*ducks and keeps reading* nah nah nah, last night I heard some *𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯* from Cosmo's bedroom

*everyone freezes* WHAT?! *Cosmo turns red* I WAS WATCHING PORN!

Purfuma: fine! I'll do it! *she takes a deep breath and says* Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

*purfuma goes first* Purfuma: roses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what happened to you. Everyone: cook her clover! Clover: gurl shut ur pasty chicken bone Google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome diamond dome metadamondome final chrome student loan underground Flintstone butt up! Everyone: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *clover has the good roasts*

scribbley: I hate being short:( *you: just grow up*

crimson: *laughs* that was a good one, how about this one? roses are red, violets are blue, god made you beautiful, what happened to you?