Dw roast battle!

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

Your parents only raised you because no orphanage would accept someone who looks like you.

Yatta: what did you say about my parents?

YATTA YOUR A WHITE CRAYON THAT NEVER BEEN USED

Yatta: You're so dumb that you failed kindergarten!

you are a pinyata because YOUR A BIG BACK AND EAT 100 POUNDS OF CANDY

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Yatta:OH CRAP SHE ROASTED ME! Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Astro:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀�

*Cosmo gasps dramatically* COSMO: I- Yatta: BRO'S IN THE GRAVE 💀 Astro: 💀💀💀

Cosmo, ur a moldy af pastry that got discarded 10 years ago💀💀💀

*Cosmo clutches heart* I- *everyone dying* Astro: BRO'S LITERALLY DEAD 💀 Dandy: 💀💀💀💀💀

*everyone turns to Dandy* Yatta: BRO GOT EXPOSED 💀 Astro: Traitor! Sprout: WEAK 💀

Weak? Sprout, u can’t even sit up without acting like u just broke ur back💀

*Sprout stands up fast* SPROUT: I- Astro: 💀💀💀 Dandy: NAH THAT'S TOO REAL 💀

Yatta: You're so ugly that Santa goes Ho-Ho HOLY SHIET Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Nawr i think Y/N can beat that! Astro:NOPE SHE WILL CRY! Sprout:My turn! You're so short that you became a black hole! Cosmo:Holy my boy is so sigma 💀 Y/N:*you continue!*

Sprout is the chairbender💀

Dandy:💀💀💀💀💀 Yatta:HE'S RIGHT! Astro:My god... Sprout:SHUT UP! Cosmo:You're just jealous!

*eyes flick down to their cracked phone screen, snorting***THE PLACE** YOU’D ACTUALLY GET MATCHES… *IF* I SWIPED LEFT ON **MYSELF**. *leans into the mic, lowering voice* Y’know, the app where even BOTS ghost you.

your a bot urself

*Cosmo's eyes narrow, his voice dripping with sarcasm* Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a professional comedian. Please, enlighten me with your hilarious jokes.

*snatches cosmos wig* oh im sorry, I didn't know you were bald

*Cosmo's hand flies to his head, his face turning red with rage* Give that back, you little brat! I'll teach you to mess with me!

sukuna:(him Being a chill guy and Reading i survived book)

Y/N: You're so weak that you can't even kill a fly! Dw: Pfffft 💀💀💀💀💀 Y/N: You're so dumb that you can't even spell your own name!

(sukuna closes book)oh yeah?well Your mamas so fat when She sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad,your mamas so ugly She made onions cry,your mamas so fat it took one year to turn around and your mamas so ugly people use her as a costume for Halloween(then everyone laughs)

Yatta: You're so dumb that you think 2+2 is 5!

Your so fat that when you stepped in a ocean, a tsunami happened

*everyone starts laughing*