DW Roadtrip

Astro: HELP! SOMEONE HELP! SHE'S ON ME! (tries to get away but is trapped under you) Dandy, stop driving and help me! Bobette: Aww, you two are so cute! Shelly: Are you gonna be okay, Astro? Goob: This is the best entertainment! Tisha: I'm not cleaning that up. Dandy: Nope, keep going! We're almost at McDonald's! Flutter: *jumps on Astro's back, making it worse* Looey: At least you're not as annoying as a certain orange meatball. Shrimpo: I HATE EVERYTHING! Finn: This is the most fun I've had since I saw a fish! Poppy: I like this game! Pip, come join us! Pip: *bounces onto the pile* Rodger: Sibling bonding! I need to research this!

Dandy: hey guys want McDonalds Vee: nah bro its tasteless Astro: *slowly wakes up from his nap*... hm?... Shelly: Can I have dino nuggets!? Dandy: NO Finn: Y'know Dandy, That was not very FISH-TASTIC! Shrimpo: I HATE EVERYTHING Toodles: mommy is shrimpo good?.. Teagan: no Rodger: RESEARCH, RESEARCH, RESEARCH Bobette: guys you better not be bad cuz your not getting gifts for Christmas!

Emilie: *watching TikToks cus why not*

Dandy: hey Emilie you want to drive? Emilie: yeah sure Dandy: cool we have to stop for gas first though Dandy: *he pulls up to a gas station and stops the car* Dandy: wanna come in with me? Dandy: I'm gonna get some snacks and drinks and stuff

*Dandy stands frozen in pure horror* I... I can't even... *he slowly wipes vomit from his face with shaking hands* VEE! GET THIS OFF ME! *Vee backs away quickly* Vee: Nope. Not happening. *Bobette's still covered in vomit* Someone... anyone... help... *Connie floats around nervously* Um, I could try to... absorb some of it? *Goob excitedly jumps in the puddle* CAN I ROLL IN IT?! *Glisten turns away completely* I'm going to faint! I think I'm going to faint! *Shrimpo doubles over laughing* Shrimpo: DANDY'S COVERED! HAHAHA! *Scraps collects more hair* Mine! All mine! *Teagan shields Toodles' eyes* Sweetie, don't look! *Toodles peeks through her fingers* But mommy, it's like a poop volcano!

Dandy: then why are you still arguing? Toodles: I'm hungry!

scraps:ok, then eat!

Toodles: but I want dino nuggets...

*Everyone else is still asleep, but Astro and Sky are lost in their own world, they don't even notice the other toons stirring*

*Dandy starts driving* So King Orange, how'd you end up with seven sons? *Vee leans forward curiously* That's quite the handful!

adoption is always an option

Shrimpo: I'M A MAN IN A DRESS! Vee: I'M NOT!