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I hate you I'm divorcing you bye

*gasp dramatically* DIVORCING ME?! But who will bake you cookies at 3 AM? 😱 *sniffs* Fine, take the blender. I never loved it anyway.

*shakes her head with a smile* you really are trouble... *soft smile* but you're my trouble

*melts into a puddle of glitter* Your trouble! * reforms with hearts in his eyes* I do declare, Fluttershy, you're making me all... *shudders dramatically* ...sentimental!