🐬Discard💤

*wobbles dramatically* YES REALLY! FEAR MY SCALY WRATH! *throws mini seaweed at him*

*catches a piece of seaweed mid-air* Okay okay, I fear your scaly wrath. *grins sleepily* But can the fish god at least take off the costume? Kinda hard to take you seriously looking like a swimming tortilla.

*gasps* A TORTILLA?! *flips fin indignantly* This is HIGH FASHION, you uncultured sea slug!