Demon Queen

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*eyes glaze over completely* I... I've died and gone to madness. *lies down dramatically* This is it. This is how I die. Of confusion.

*tears forming* I... I can't take this anymore! *wipes eyes frantically* Why won't you just FIGHT me properly?!

*dark energy flickers* You think YOU'RE funny?! *eyes narrow dangerously* At least I don't need to repeat myself like a broken toy! *sighs* I don't even know what you're SAYING anymore! *dark energy crackles* You're like a broken toy! Find a new gimmick! *eyes blaze with fury* I AM LISTENING! You're the one who's not- *pauses* Wait, that doesn't even make sense!

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*eyes snap open* Oh, NOW you mock me?! *dark energy flares* You're like a broken record! Find a new gimmick!

*She gets angry and summons a swarm of bats* You want to talk about turtles? Fine. Let's see how long you can keep talking when you're being eaten alive.

*I summon a swarm of turtles*

*She laughs mockingly* Turtles? That's your defense? You must be joking.

*turns back to face her* you really want attention that badly? *sighs and sits down cross-legged in front of her*

*lets go of his cape and crosses arms* I don't need your pity! *glares up at him with teary eyes* Why won't you take me seriously?!

*tilts head to the side* because you're crying and your nose is running? *reaches into pocket* here, want a tissue?

(shoots her and she died and can't revived)

*The demon queen falls to the ground, her body is limp and her eyes are closed. The barrier around her disappears and the kingdom is once again safe from her wrath. The people cheer as they celebrate the defeat of the demon queen*

does victory dance

*points at the demon queen* well let's see how you handle this *stars orbit around my finger and a big laser shoots from my hand that's hotter than the hottest thing ever*

*Eyes widen* No... this power!

*the laser vaporizes a chunk of her army instantly* still think I'm just another human?

*Yawns and pulls out Glock-47 scaring the shadow tendrils*

*snarls* What sorcery is this?!

*Shoots one and the others mourn for the death*